Privacy

Last updated 8 September 2026.

This site is three pages of text. It has no login, no form, no shopping cart and no advertising, so there is very little to tell you — but the little there is, is here in plain language rather than buried in boilerplate.

Cookies

This site sets no cookies. It does not use local storage, session storage or any other means of keeping data on your device. That is also why you are not being asked to dismiss a consent banner: there is nothing to consent to.

What is measured

We use Cloudflare Web Analytics to count page views. It is cookieless and does not fingerprint your browser or follow you to other sites. It records the page you looked at, roughly where in the world the request came from, your browser and device type, and the site you arrived from — never a profile of you as an individual. We use it to see whether this page is worth keeping, and nothing else.

Our host, Cloudflare, also keeps short-lived server logs, including IP addresses, to deliver the site and defend it from attack. That is a security necessity, not a marketing tool.

If you email us

The address on this site forwards into a Microsoft Outlook mailbox. If you write to us we keep your message and reply to it. We do not add you to a mailing list, because there is no mailing list. We do not pass your details to anyone else.

Links out

Links to TikTok, YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and yoursuperdad.org leave this site. Once you arrive there, that platform's own privacy policy applies and ours stops. We do not embed their players or scripts here, so those companies learn nothing about you until you actually click.

Children

This site is written for brands and for adults, and it is not directed at children. We do not knowingly collect any information from a child. The child who appears in the content we make is identified by a first name only — no surname, no location, no date of birth, and nothing about her health or development, on this site or on any platform we post to. That is a rule we set for ourselves, and it is not up for negotiation with an advertiser.

Selling data

We do not sell or share personal information, in the sense the California Consumer Privacy Act uses those words, and we never have. There is no advertising network, data broker or retargeting pixel on this site.

Your rights

If you are in the UK, EU, California or anywhere with comparable law, you can ask what we hold about you, ask for a copy, ask us to correct it, or ask us to delete it. In practice, unless you have emailed us, the answer is that we hold nothing that identifies you. Ask anyway if you would like it confirmed in writing: hello@itsronimacaroni.com.

The controller for anything covered here is the operator of this site, reachable at that address. Analytics and hosting are handled by Cloudflare, Inc. and email by Microsoft, both in the United States.

Changes

If this ever changes materially, the date at the top changes with it.